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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

If The Guinness World Records had a category for the food that generated the world's worst smelling burp, you would see this photo....

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UK needs more nuclear to power AI, says Amazon Web Services boss

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When you have seen Frasier so many times, when asked if you would like to do something, instead of “No Thanks” you reply with:

Subreddit for people who love the sitcom Frasier. A place to discuss the 1993-2004 NBC original series (which aired for 11 seasons) and the 2023 Paramount+ revival.

I got a job as a cuckoo in a huge cuckoo clock in my local mall.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

Times reporter who exposed grooming gangs dies

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'My son was killed by criminals making cannabis'. Seven-year-old Archie York was killed in a blast in Newcastle caused by his neighbour's illegal attempts to make cannabis sweets.

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Ex-Reform MP Rupert Lowe says Farage ‘must never be PM’ as CPS rules out charges. MP accuses ex-colleagues of attempt to silence him as CPS says it will not charge him over allegations of verbal threats

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Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

Before laptops we had the 28 lb (13 kg) Compaq Portable in 1983. One of the first on the market, before IBM in 1984. (Introductory price $2,995 equivalent to around $10,000 today)

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Sub dedicated to your favorite decade!

Before laptops we had the 28 lb (13 kg) Compaq Portable in 1983. One of the first on the market, before IBM in 1984. (Introductory price $2,995 equivalent to around $10,000 today)

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When you look at kids nowadays and see their shitty music you can't help but think of how everything is old and you just gotta say Fuck, Im Old.

An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

Your probably selected this one at some point.

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When you look at kids nowadays and see their shitty music you can't help but think of how everything is old and you just gotta say Fuck, Im Old.

Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

M&S Food Hall. Reductions on so many items. 50% to 66% off. Probably just for today.

Did you queue at midnight to buy this nearly 30 years ago?

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When you look at kids nowadays and see their shitty music you can't help but think of how everything is old and you just gotta say Fuck, Im Old.

Before shark nets.

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South Africa's playground. Join if you have lived here, are currently living here, or just want to know what's happening in and around Durbs.

Name the film you saw in the theatre, but for some reason you have never seen it since. Not because you did not like it, you just never hired it on VHS (or now streaming) or seen it on TV.

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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

UK plans to end 'failed free market experiment' in immigration

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The new Super Tennis Arena, plus two other courts. A great addition to the event.

Professional tennis discussion. Feel free to visit our sister sub for more information on technique, r/10s.

Ricky Schroder is now 55 years old.. Fucking hell.....!

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When you look at kids nowadays and see their shitty music you can't help but think of how everything is old and you just gotta say Fuck, Im Old.

The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is the lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. He brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died.

The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!

I was standing at an airport bar in an international departures when this small Japanese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.